Kbhi baap nai bn sakay ga!

Talwaar baazi k mukaablay may ek Chinese nay baarik taar k do tukrray kr deay.

Japani nay us say b baarik taar k tukrray kr deay.

Pakistani nay machar urraya, talwaar ghumai or machar urrh gaya.

Judge: Machar tou urrh gaya.

Paki: Urrh tu gaya par kbhi baap nai bn sakay ga!